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crazybooze [userpic]

(no subject)

20 вересня 2006 (13:40)
creative

current location: Area 51
current mood: creative
current song: Gorillaz

I say old thing ive been at the old hoursey place
racking the dough they say
i need money because moneys good
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
la la la lah and blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Im AlL wOnKeY nOw

crazybooze [userpic]

so your the one the pickled patato

07 серпня 2006 (09:58)
aggravated
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current location: Rome
current mood: aggravated
current song: Motzarts 5th Simpheny

yes i know i just havnt been doing my LJ but thats okay
ive been playing chess with inglish poeple online so give me a break and some cake
am i doomed to forever tipping on this foresaken keebord so please dont say jeeze
i like lame rimes when i cant think of better so please be gone forever
i sit here and dream of space floating mindlesly in a ship ore bouncing on the moon
if life were like that life would be beter but life isnt like that so go mail a letter
i feel as if im in a big race triying to get to the ice cream at the end of the hallway
its so yummy its so good i feel as if i dont get it i will be doomed
all the poeple in the colissium thumbs pointed towards the ground above me a big yucky man about to hack off my head

crazybooze [userpic]

My life, oh no

06 липня 2006 (09:15)
quixotic

current location: Dunkirk
current mood: quixotic
current song: The Nice Kind

I was born and i rember that quite well than i moved to my first year of life which was exedingly boring,
than i moved on to my second year which to my dismay was exacteclly like the first,than i turned three or thwee i would have said since i still had my speech impedement life was still a bore but then the shopens came along or vicevursa if i may qwote some stupid greek guy, thats win i was shown what fun was or mabey just caose, thanks to mister shopen fore teaching me how to be intolextually(or how ever you spell that dang word)goofy, than i made a great stepp by figering out how to annoy my brother and his frends 4 5 6 7 8 & 9 those were all the same, than on easter sunday me and my brother got stuck on a ruber dingy in the middle of lake clinton we were rescued after 1 to 2 hours of floating in lake clinton by to guys and a cute little dog in a motor boat, 10 i started acordion lessonsand got ridd of my speech impedment, 11 im as happy as can be because im soon to be twelve, at 12 im pretty happy at 13 im an offescial teen yessssssss im histerical my accordion is coming on quit well i have a baby brother and a very stange obbsession with monkeys.

crazybooze [userpic]

monkey business

19 червня 2006 (09:25)
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current location: Upper Volta
current mood: Monkey
current song: White Stripes

you are mokey food
you are a monkey dude
you are in a monkey mood
if you dont like monkeys you dont like me because im the lord monkeys now and to be
monkeys are so cool they and dont drink fule
and if they did theyd be dead so lets noy think of poor little monkeys never to be
if you ever had ouzo youve bin a little boozeoh
ive never met a monkey who didnt like a bat
they dont do hats and if i were you, dont insult a monkey

crazybooze [userpic]

(no subject)

09 червня 2006 (09:00)
current location: South Africa
current mood: Deranged
current song: Putumayo

i knew a duck once, it was so white with a yello beak, but then i ate it once, and that day became so very blaek, i gues it was bad luck to eat that cute little duck, but what the HAY! life goes on, mabey ill get another duck some day

crazybooze [userpic]

(no subject)

05 червня 2006 (11:27)
ditzy

current mood: ditzy

THIS is a horrendous little story about a very small chubby bumblebee that flew around making a nuisance of himself. One day he came upon the abode of a hairy bogart which in this case happened to be a hollow log, although Henry the bee was quit a insane little fellow he intended to have a cup of tea which was quit a sane idea at the time. Luckily fore him the bogart left a small cup of tea which he quickly consumed. To his surprise the bogart interred and greeted in his common tong which was FrenchBogarton heloofujay Imbay goojoooooo mesyatoyouthat meeey thinkjay youay smelljaaw pooooopppppooooooooojays which in translation mint heloofujay imbay Goojooooo ambulance ambulance ambulance ambulance ambulance mesyatoyouthat meeeey thinkjay youay smelljaaw poooooooooooopooooooooooooojays
[Which in English means hello I’m Goojoooo I called 911 five times wile standing in the middle of the road and got ran over five times, me say to you me think you smell stinky ],Henry replied I don’t speak stupid, than Goojoooooo indicated  a  Than Henry said, hmm methinks I am not going to seduce to this hallucinating fool but than smashys and boo-boos are probable so Henry flew away with tea on his mind hm I would like some more tea he thought to himself. He than flew into a tree, which responded by dropping a pine cone on him ,watch were your going you smelly sock.Henry was to find out later that he did in fact smell terribly bad and that the hairy Bogart had laced his tea with jinn.When finally reached his home he was in quit a drunken state, his best friend Leeroy the next door African killer bee stopped by after he just got into his house. Slowly the drunken bee opened the door. Hey man like wut up bro. I jushst had the moshst intreeging cup tea of replied Henry. Man you sound drunk man. Sho thatshs wat you call it. So were did you get yaw hands on booze like dat man said Leroy. I jushst had thish one gobartsh tea shtuf. Didn’t you knowd dat Bogart tea is laced wid du hawd stuff! Noped. So the lesson to be lerned is WARNING DO NOT DRINK HARY BOGART TEA may cause mentall difrences.

crazybooze [userpic]

(no subject)

05 травня 2006 (09:35)



Nikolai will have to write:








I will stop quoting the Marquis de Sade in my daily mutterings








'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

crazybooze [userpic]

(no subject)

16 квітня 2006 (15:55)

heaven forbid that evil shalll come to abide in this dewelling where almist anything
makes a difference when from the mouth of the underwinding mountion there shall
become nothing ever find its dwelling place in the mind of tommy and
myself. the life, for that is what we shall call it for the pressent
being and chester is a night owl bitchth with a lisp.

and yes, we knoww, BAD LAD> .

vvvvheaven forbid that evil shalll come to abide in this dewelling where almist anything
makes a difference when from the mouth of the underwinding mountion there shall
become nothing ever find its dwelling place in the mind of tommy and
myself. the life, for that is what we shall call it for the pressent
being and chester is a night owl bitchth with a lisp.

and yes, we knoww, BAD LAD> .

heaven forbid that evil shalll come to abide in this dewelling where almist anything
makes a difference when from the mouth of the underwinding mountion there shall
become nothing ever find its dwelling place in the mind of tommy and
myself. the life, for that is what we shall call it for the pressent
being and chester is a night owl bitchth with a lisp.

and yes, we knoww, BAD LAD> .

heaven forbid that evil shalll come to abide in this dewelling where almist anything
makes a difference when from the mouth of the underwinding mountion there shall
become nothing ever find its dwelling place in the mind of tommy and
myself. the life, for that is what we shall call it for the pressent
being and chester is a night owl bitchth with a lisp.

and yes, we knoww, BAD LAD> .

heaven forbid that evil shalll come to abide in this dewelling where almist anything
makes a difference when from the mouth of the underwinding mountion there shall
become nothing ever find its dwelling place in the mind of tommy and
myself. the life, for that is what we shall call it for the pressent
being and chester is a night owl bitchth with a lisp.

and yes, we knoww, BAD LAD> .

crazybooze [userpic]

my thiery about water melons

12 квітня 2006 (13:05)
crazy

current mood: crazy

im going to write a quik thingy about stuff that has to do strictly whith water melons although they have no scientific meanig in life they seam to strangly adictive although they come from a family of living organisms i bilieve that each one has a personality most likely liking things like philosephey each of then having minds far more complex than the simple human brian.

crazybooze [userpic]

me

29 березня 2006 (15:20)
drunk

current mood: drunk
current song: fallout boy

im shore that you are totally unintrested with this but don't complain

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